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Title: A Day in the Life
Author: Lucy Saxon
Rating: Green Cortina
Word Count: 389 approx
Pairing: Sam/Gene
Summary: Sam and Gene are clearing out the guest room.
A/N: Written for the prompt challenge over at [ profile] lom_a2a_land and all
the prompts were used. It's a dialogue based fic because the boys wouldn't shut up.

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§ A Day in the Life §
(¸.´ (¸.´ by Lucy Saxon

"Here's a straw hat to wear when you water your garden, Gladys. Oh look, a skirt to wear an' all,” said Gene, throwing the article of clothing towards Sam.

“Piss off, Gene. You know that's not my colour," Sam said, wryly.

“No? Maybe gardening isn't for you then. How about this tea set instead? You could have a proper little ceremony. Invite flash knickers and maybe she'll bring some of that glitter to put in your hair like she did at the nightclub."

“Laugh it up, Chuckles.” he said, grinning at Gene. “S'pose if I had a gun and a horse I could be a real man like you, yeah? Speaking of which, found your Action Man, Gene."

“I'll let you diddle my dick after dinner if you want to play with a real Action Man, Sammy-boy.”

“As tempting as that sounds, I'd rather finish cleaning up this pigsty so I can get my things moved in.”

“Not like you're going to be spending any time in here anyway but speaking of dinner, I'm starved so what're we having?”

“I thought we'd share a plate of sushi. I had a difficult time finding ingredients to make it but I'll make do. And that's not the point, Gene. I just don't fancy spending any longer in that flat than I have to at this point.”

“What the hell is Sushi? You better not be feeding me any of that foreign muck.”

“It's uh... it's raw fish.”

“Are you trying to poison me, Tyler? If you want fish then you can trot on down to the chippie for proper fish.”

“Oh, come on Gene.”



“Are you deaf, Gladys? I said no.”

“If you just try it I'll do that thing you wanted to try.”

“You mean-?”


“And all I have to do is try it? If I don't like it I don't have to actually eat it?”

“Providing you give it a fair chance then yes.”

“And you'll definitely do that thing?”

“Anywhere you want. Any time you want it.”

“Room's done enough for one day, Sammy-boy. I'm starved.”

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Date: 2010-06-22 05:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
He He, this was so deliciously cracktastic! I loved the hilarious banter between the two of them in this, it was so spot on. :D Thanks so much for this, it's another one that has gone straight to my mems. :D It was absolutely brilliant. :D

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Date: 2010-06-23 06:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Thank you so, so much. ♥

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Date: 2010-06-22 05:32 pm (UTC)
talkingtothesky: (samgene)
From: [personal profile] talkingtothesky

Aww, this is so wonderful. You have their voices spot on, I'll never tire of their banter.

Congrats on writing Green Cortina, too! :D

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Date: 2010-06-23 06:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I'm so glad you think I have their voices so spot on since when I first started writing, that's what I was worried most about. Now it's everything around the talking I worry about.

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Date: 2010-06-22 07:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
“If you just try it I'll do that thing you wanted to try.”

8g* Well willingness to negotiate is important to any relationship. This was great fun, thank you.

(no subject)

Date: 2010-06-23 06:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
That's Sam, such the negotiator.

He always knows how to play Gene to get him to do what he wants.

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Date: 2010-06-22 11:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
L! You cn't just leave it there!

We need to know what the thing Gene wants Sam to try is!
with lube IN GREAT DETAIL!

(no subject)

Date: 2010-06-23 06:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
In great detail you say? If it's smut you're after I'm afraid I may not be the person for the job.

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Date: 2010-06-23 06:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

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Date: 2010-06-23 06:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Call me psychic, but would that demand be for a porny sequel where Sam makes good on his side of the agreement or are you just wanting to see them eat sushi? ;)

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Date: 2010-06-24 04:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
N'aawww, I'm such a sucker for domesticity between these two.

I am intrigued by this 'thing' that Sam seems to have been saying no to previously. Is it very naughty?

Great fic!

(no subject)

Date: 2010-06-24 05:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Ah, but that would be telling and we can't have that. I will say though, it's very naughty. ;)


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