RP: Soulmates Never Die Sam/Alex, Sam/Gene, Alex/Shaz

[lucysaxon]

The conclusion of the roleplay. It was meant to be a lot longer but it didn't happen that way.
Sam: ayumicrea 
Gene: talkingtothesky 
Alex: bastardlyarmed 
And special guest, the lovely and talented xiilnek 

Sam Tyler:

Alex, are you going?

Alex Drake:

Going where?

Sam Tyler:

Please don't leave me.

clinging thing has changed their user name to telly

telly:

hug me?

Alex Drake:

Why would I leave you?

telly:

I won't leave you, Sam.

Major Arse Pain:

*hugs telly*

Sam Tyler:

*hugs and cries on the telly*

telly:

*would hold out tissues if arms came on televisions in the seventies*

Sam Tyler:

Sam/telly is more epic than Sam/Mobile

Sam Tyler:

It's an angsty love

telly:

Does this mean there has to be an epic telly/mobile battle?

Major Arse Pain:

Noooo! Sam/Mobile wins all XD

telly:

Winner Takes Sam?

Alex Drake:

Sam, why are you hugging the telly?

telly:

Because I'M always there for him

telly:

unlike some

telly:

:|

Sam Tyler:

{Only one way to find out}

telly:

*cough*mobile*cough*

Sam Tyler:

{fiiiiiiight!!!}

Alex Drake:

...I'm imagining things.

Alex Drake:

I just thought the telly talked to me

Sam Tyler:

Um...

telly:

You're always imagining things.

Major Arse Pain has changed their user name to whistle

telly:

(In the words of one Annie Cartwright)

whistle:

blow me?

telly:

XD!

Sam Tyler:

{haha}

Sam Tyler:

{are you that desperate to get Sam to blow you?}

telly:

Sam tried to blow you, remember? With the gun job? You didn't work.

telly:

I ALWAYS WORK.

whistle:

that wasn't me!! that was another whistle!

Sam Tyler:

{even if you do bring the creepy}

Alex Drake:

Sam, why are you hugging the telly?

telly:

Suuuure.

Sam Tyler:

{Wait, you working isn't always a good thing}

telly:

Hey, aren't a few kind words from Sam's mum worth a few creepy psychologically damaging visits from the local children?

Sam Tyler:

*realises that me hugging the telly is looking very bad and I have no viable excuse so does my best to avert the subject*

Sam Tyler:

I'm

telly:

I'M YOUR ONLY FRIEND SAM

Sam Tyler:

Um

telly:

*coughs* Wait, wrong character.

whistle has changed their user name to Gene Hunt

Gene Hunt:

Tyler, a word.

Sam Tyler:

*at this point the telly might be the safest bet when compared to having to face Gene and Alex*

Alex Drake:

Uh oh.

telly has changed their user name to radio announcer

Alex Drake:

*ignores Gene*

Gene Hunt:

*frowns at Drake*

Sam Tyler:

Gene...

radio announcer:

aaaand it looks like the game just took a left turn - it looks like our Sammy won't be making it to home base after all!

Sam Tyler:

{or out of this alive, sorry, carry on}

radio announcer:

(that was a sex joke, so you all know... All you baseball-less English people. Do you have baseball?)

Gene Hunt:

(we don't have baseball but I still got the sex joke)

Alex Drake:

{hahah, sex joke}

Alex Drake:

{but he already was at home base last night!}

radio announcer:

(*is proud* Very well, carry on. )

radio announcer:

(Yeah but he won't be getting there again unless the scene takes a very interesting turn)

Gene Hunt:

Last night?

Sam Tyler:

*swallows*

Alex Drake:

{Gene! You weren't supposed to hear that!}

Sam Tyler:

Gene, it's not... I mean... shit

radio announcer:

(Gene can READ THOUGHTS)

Alex Drake:

*eyes escapes routes in case things turn nasty*

Sam Tyler:

{Gene is gooood}

Gene Hunt:

I 'ear everything, luv. Sam, what's she on about?

Sam Tyler:

I guess the American game of Baseball, Gene.

Gene Hunt:

Never mind. I don't care.

Sam Tyler:

What else could she be talking about?

Gene Hunt:

Came to apologise, that's all.

Sam Tyler:

Oh?

Gene Hunt:

For snapping at yer, before.

Gene Hunt:

I don't hate yer.

Gene Hunt:

Never have.

Sam Tyler:

You, apologise? *that's a first*

Sam Tyler:

Gene...

Gene Hunt:

I mean, maybe a little bit, but...

Gene Hunt:

On'y when you firs' arrived

Sam Tyler:

*looks at Alex with a sadness*

Alex Drake:

*now feels really really bad*

Alex Drake:

*also a bit smug as she called it yesterday*

Sam Tyler:

I'm sorry too, Gene.

Alex Drake:

*but mostly really, really bad, looks at Sam sorrowfully*

Sam Tyler:

Alex

Sam Tyler:

I'm so sorry

Alex Drake:

Right. You guys go connect again and I'll go...have a drink. Or something.

Gene Hunt:

Yer blatantly hidin' sumthin. Both of yer. I don't like it, but I ain't gonna ask.

Alex Drake:

*starts to pick up her things*

Sam Tyler:

{radio announcer might get lucky, Alex is sad and desperate again}

Alex Drake:

{I don't know where we are but I assume we're at CID}

Sam Tyler:

{No clue either, we fail at the details. Sam is going on record as saying he is ashamed of us}

Guest:

(this is xiilnek - won't let me change my name grrr)

Guest has changed their user name to aDrinkOrSomething

Sam Tyler:

{What are you changing it to?}

aDrinkOrSomething:

Take me, Alex! TAKE ME!

Alex Drake:

{roflmao}

Gene Hunt:

(hi xiil <3)

Sam Tyler:

{is that your way of getting Alex to wrap her lips around you?}

aDrinkOrSomething:

No wait, Have me, HAVE ME!

Alex Drake:

*knocks the drink off the desk*

aDrinkOrSomething:

(hopefully her fingers too :D)

aDrinkOrSomething:

D:

aDrinkOrSomething:

</3

aDrinkOrSomething:

)':

Sam Tyler:

{score, she's hot}

Sam Tyler:

{xiil, do you dislike Shaz?}

Alex Drake:

Have fun Sam, Gene. *starts walking out of CID with her stuff*

Sam Tyler:

Alex

aDrinkOrSomething:

(I do not. Why?)

Gene Hunt:

*watches Drake with a closed expression*

aDrinkOrSomething:

D:

aDrinkOrSomething:

*leaks onto the carpet*

Sam Tyler:

{because Alex has a thing for Shaz... just saying'...}

aDrinkOrSomething:

(Whot? *very easily confused*)

Gene Hunt:

(she wants you to RP Shaz XD)

Sam Tyler:

{*hoping for happy ending*}

aDrinkOrSomething:

(ohhhhh. But I don't know Shaz! And what would happen to the drink? DOES NO ONE CARE ABOUT THE ALCOHOL?!?)

Sam Tyler:

*still not sure Sam is getting one since Gene doesn't know about Alex yet*

aDrinkOrSomething:

(besides, I consider a threesome a happy ending)

Sam Tyler:

{The alcohol is just assumed, it's an important part of life}

Gene Hunt:

*takes out own hipflask, sips, stares down at drink making a mess on the floor* waste of a good vintage, that

Alex Drake:

{Alex is a bit too hurt to want a drink now, she wants to go jump off a cliff at the moment}

aDrinkOrSomething has changed their user name to a cliff

a cliff:

jump me, baby?

a cliff:

*hopeful*

Sam Tyler:

{hahaha}

Sam Tyler:

Alex...

Alex Drake:

{hehehe}

a cliff:

(*does the chick flick ending thing* Go after her, Sam! )

Gene Hunt:

Drake, what's wrong with yer?

Alex Drake:

*turns around, puts up a smile* Nothing's wrong with me.

Alex Drake:

I'm perfectly fine.

Sam Tyler:

[What about Gene, cliff?}

Gene Hunt:

*unconvinced* Don't look like nothin' to me

a cliff:

(oh he can jump me anytime /:)

Sam Tyler:

{the cliff is a slag}

a cliff:

(not even centuries old features in the landscape are immune to the Hunt Sexiness)

Sam Tyler:

{This is true}

a cliff:

(The cliff just likes pretty things, okay? MISUNDERSTOOD I SAY.)

Sam Tyler:

It wasn't Alex's fault, Gene

Gene Hunt:

Legendary prowess, that's me.

Gene Hunt:

What wasn't?

Sam Tyler:

{the cliff needs to changetheir name to 'Cliff the tart'}

a cliff:

*tarts up a bit and looks at Hunt in a come hither manner*

Alex Drake:

*looks very hurt now*

Gene Hunt:

Sorry, Sir Cliff. Bit busy right now.

Sam Tyler:

{Gene Genie is going to hurt someone and that someone is gonna be Sam :(}

Sam Tyler:

I think the three of us need to talk

Alex Drake:

{I'll protect you!}

Gene Hunt:

What the 'ell's goin on?

Guest has changed their user name to The Emo

Sam Tyler:

Can we do it over a drink or summat?

The Emo:

Don't worry Sam, I'll always be there for you.

Sam Tyler:

{Who brought the emo?}

Sam Tyler:

{Oh, guess that's me usually}

The Emo:

(Xiilnek: Undercutting the srs rp since time unknown)

Sam Tyler:

{We love you for it}

Gene Hunt:

Do WHAT over a drink?

The Emo has changed their user name to a drink

Sam Tyler:

Talk, Gene

a drink:

anything you want, baby

a drink:

;)

Sam Tyler:

It's important

a drink:

(I'm so predictable)

Gene Hunt:

*takes a drink*

Sam Tyler:

{We love you for that, too}

a drink:

*is taken*

Sam Tyler:

*thinks maybe a drunk!Gene was a bad idea for this*

a drink:

*roughly over a table*?

Sam Tyler:

Have a seat, Alex

Sam Tyler:

Please?

Gene Hunt:

Tyler, y'aint arranging a knittin circle.

a drink:

(Oh come on, I'll bet Gene knits a mean pair of socks)

Gene Hunt:

Yer got summat to say, just say it.

Sam Tyler:

*unsure of how to start, fears mostly for my life*

Sam Tyler:

Alex and I have something to tell you, Gene

Gene Hunt:

Oh, yeah. *rolls eyes*

a drink:

(WE'RE PREGNANT)

Alex Drake:

Fine. *sits down*

a drink:

(We're going to name it after you.)

Sam Tyler:

But I suppose I need to be the one to say it

Alex Drake:

Sam and I had sex last night.

a drink has changed their user name to tact

Gene Hunt:

...

Alex Drake:

{oh. oh dear.}

Sam Tyler:

*deer in a headlight look*

tact:

*is utterly ignored by Alex*

Sam Tyler:

{You're late, tact}

Gene Hunt:

...

tact:

(Sorry, have you ever had to deal with Patience driving? Slow as christmas she is.)

tact:

(And of course I couldn't tell her to get a move on...)

Alex Drake:

We had a few drinks, and we were both hurting so...

Gene Hunt:

DId yer now?

Sam Tyler:

Gene, we were drunk

Sam Tyler:

I thought you were finished with me

Alex Drake:

Really drunk.

Alex Drake:

If you want to kill someone, Gene, it should be me. It's my fault.

Gene Hunt:

I knew it. I ain't enough for yer, never will be.

Sam Tyler:

That's not true

Sam Tyler:

Gene

tact has changed their user name to outraged audience

outraged audience:

(D: Not when you say things like, "I knew you were queer")

Sam Tyler:

I know I shouldn't say this and you'll probably call me a girl for it

Sam Tyler:

But I love you

Sam Tyler:

If that makes me a girl then fine

Gene Hunt:

Oh , don't start

Sam Tyler:

I'm a sodding girl then

Sam Tyler:

But dammit Gene, I love you

Gene Hunt:

*rubs eyes*

Alex Drake:

*looks away*

Sam Tyler:

Gene, say something

outraged audience:

(Poor baby. Someone luuuurves you.)

Sam Tyler:

{haha}

outraged audience:

(Great job by the way all. <3 Loving the drama so far.)

Sam Tyler:

{not too EastEnders for you, then?}

Alex Drake:

*wants to curl up in a ball and die*

Gene Hunt:

Y'expect me to believe that when the minute me back's turned yer off shagging me other DI?

outraged audience:

(Haven't watched it... )

outraged audience:

(O.M.G. Sam should totally call him on how mean he was.)

Sam Tyler:

{You're so lucky}

outraged audience:

(XD That bad then?)

Sam Tyler:

Gene, you were cruel.

Sam Tyler:

You really hurt me.

Sam Tyler:

What did you expect me to do?

Sam Tyler:

She was only trying to help.

Gene Hunt:

I said I was sorry, didn't I?

Gene Hunt:

Didn't expect this.

Sam Tyler:

Well, yeah now.

Sam Tyler:

I'm sorry

Gene Hunt:

Just tryin' to protect us both.

Sam Tyler:

We both fucked up

Gene Hunt:

You blabbing yer mouth off, and me...

Alex Drake:

That was really mean, Gene.

Sam Tyler:

You always tell me to listen to my gut instinct

Sam Tyler:

That's what I did

Gene Hunt:

Yer instinct was telling yer to sleep with Little Miss Tart?

Sam Tyler:

No, the alcohol did that

Sam Tyler:

And her name is Alex

Alex Drake:

*small smile at that*

Gene Hunt:

Fine. You two are thick as bloody thieves, you work it out. I'm outta here.

Gene Hunt has changed their user name to sky

Sam Tyler:

*runs after Gene*

outraged audience:

D:

outraged audience:

(sounds like time for a punchup... if Gene hadn't disappeared into a black hole!)

Sam Tyler:

Gene! Wait, please!

outraged audience:

(maybe he's been... KIDNAPPED!)

Alex Drake:

*shocked*

Alex Drake:

*runs after Sam*

sky has changed their user name to Gene Hunt

Sam Tyler:

Gene, please

Gene Hunt:

Always 'ave to bloody follow me, don't yer.

Sam Tyler:

How can I not?

Gene Hunt:

When yer shagging yer best mate 'Alex'?

Sam Tyler:

Look, I fucked up bad but I admitted it.

Sam Tyler:

We didn't mean to

Sam Tyler:

She was just trying to help

Alex Drake:

Gene! It was only once, and we were both drunk.

Alex Drake:

And yes, I was trying to help! Sam was really hurt with what you said.

Gene Hunt:

You two get drunk again, yer'll be at it like rabbits again in no time.

Sam Tyler:

I know we only said it was "stress-relief" but I want more with you.

Gene Hunt:

Clubbing together 'gainst the old bastard Hunt, aint that right?

Sam Tyler:

We'll never be the happy married couple, picket fence and 2.4 children

Sam Tyler:

But I want us to be together

Alex Drake:

No we won't, you big git!

Gene Hunt:

Sam..no.

Gene Hunt:

Don't make this any harder than it already is

Sam Tyler:

I love you and I you'd never say it but I know you love me

Alex Drake:

Jesus, Gene, for once in your life could you *listen*? Please? Just for five minutes and then you can go back to ignoring us?

Sam Tyler:

Why does it have to be more complicated than that?

Gene Hunt:

Think I've 'eard enough for one night.

Sam Tyler:

We both made mistakes

Sam Tyler:

Gene, please

Sam Tyler:

*risks inevitable death and kisses Gene*

Gene Hunt:

*freezes*

Gene Hunt:

*goes to lash out*

Gene Hunt:

*stops himself and pulls Sam closer instead at the last second*

Sam Tyler:

*wraps my arms tight around you*

Sam Tyler:

{psst! audience, isn't this where you're supposed to react?}

Gene Hunt:

*breaks the kiss gently*

Alex Drake:

*torn between happiness and being hurt*

Alex Drake:

{Alex killed the audience, sorry.}

Gene Hunt:

Sam...

Sam Tyler:

I love you *nuzzles face in your neck*

Gene Hunt:

Yer drive me insane most of the bloody time.

Sam Tyler:

You love me because I drive you insane though

outraged audience:

(Whot? Sorry. Short attention span strikes again!)

Gene Hunt:

And then when yer not around I'm even less sane.

Alex Drake:

{wait, you're still alive? I thought I killed you!}

outraged audience:

*still hoping for a threesome*

outraged audience has changed their user name to zombie audience

Alex Drake:

*coughs* I best be going now.

zombie audience has changed their user name to AudienceOfTheUndead

AudienceOfTheUndead:

I think you'd best be coming, Drake.

AudienceOfTheUndead:

:|

Guest has changed their user name to Shaz

Alex Drake:

*turns around, walks back to wherever they were drinking at*

Shaz:

Am I interrupting something?

Shaz:

M'am are you okay?

Alex Drake:

*turns around, eyes widen* Shaz? What the hell are you doing here? *hugs her*

Shaz:

I came looking for you, m'am

Shaz:

I'm worried about you now. Are you okay?

Shaz:

(really doesn't know what I'm doing)

Alex Drake:

{You're doing great!}

AudienceOfTheUndead:

(you're doing well :D)

Alex Drake:

Yes, I'm alright now.

Gene Hunt:

(you should be doing Alex)

Alex Drake:

*now she feels like shit for fucking Sam*

Shaz:

Someone left me a message, saying I should talk to you.

Shaz:

In private, if it's okay m'am

Shaz:

{good to see I am not immune to typos no matter who I am}

Gene Hunt:

*elsewhere, Gene whispers something in Sam's ear and takes him home*

Sam Tyler:

*smiles at the whispered promise*

Shaz:

I like you m'am.

Shaz:

Probably more than I should do.

Alex Drake:

...

Shaz:

*is very nervous about the silence*

AudienceOfTheUndead:

(dont' worry Alex I'm sure Shaz will help you raise little Genie)

Shaz:

{xiil should have been doing this instead of making me pull double duty, shame on you}

AudienceOfTheUndead:

(xiil is a lazy sod)

Shaz:

I'm sorry, m'am. I shouldn't have said anything.

Alex Drake:

Oh, Shaz. *kisses her*

Shaz:

I better go now.

Shaz has changed their user name to NotLazyAudience

NotLazyAudience:

yay! *claps*

NotLazyAudience has changed their user name to Shaz

AudienceOfTheUndead has changed their user name to distracted audience

Gene Hunt has changed their user name to sky

Shaz has changed their user name to TheLazyNarrator

distracted audience has changed their user name to Lazy Peanut Gallery

TheLazyNarrator:

And they lived happily ever after (until next week's emotional turmoil)

Lazy Peanut Gallery:

And the foursome that ensued.

Alex Drake:

Oi!

Alex Drake:

That's not fair!

Alex Drake:

Where's Shaz?

TheLazyNarrator:

What? C'mon, you and Sam are bound to bring the emo. Just sayin'

Alex Drake:

I haven't finished talking to her!

TheLazyNarrator:

Oh, snap!

Lazy Peanut Gallery:

Shaz weilds more power than any of you ever thought!

TheLazyNarrator has changed their user name to Shaz

Alex Drake:

I kissed her, for crying out loud!

Lazy Peanut Gallery:

By day she's a downtrodden police officer, but by night she's...

Lazy Peanut Gallery:

THE LAZY NARRATOR!

Lazy Peanut Gallery:

*heroic music*

Alex Drake:

I KISSED SHAZ AND I DON'T BLOODY CARE WHO KNOWS! *yelling at the sky*

sky:

*winces* Why am I being yelled at?

Sam Tyler:

{Why are you yelling at sky?}

Lazy Peanut Gallery:

XD

Alex Drake:

She is not downtrodden!

Sam Tyler:

{damn, mind-meld)

Lazy Peanut Gallery:

Not once Alex gets there she's not.

Alex Drake:

{because she thinks the lazy narrator/lazy peanut gallery is up in the sky}

Shaz:

*strokes Alex's face*

Shaz:

Does this mean you like me too?

Lazy Peanut Gallery:

I'm up in sky? Hope I bought her a drink first.

Alex Drake:

*looks at Shaz, smiles* Yes. Very much so.

Sam Tyler:

{Wonders why Alex doesn't wonder how Shaz knew she was there and why the timing}

sky:

There's a gallery of /peanuts/ up inside me? LO

sky:

:O

Sam Tyler:

{You're nuts, why are you surprised?}

Lazy Peanut Gallery:

*waggles eyebrows* Don't knock it till you try it

sky:

You lot are way too kinky

Shaz:

D'ya wanna go somewhere more private, m'am?

Sam Tyler has changed their user name to Lucy

Lucy:

You love us kinky

sky:

I do

Lucy:

rawr

Alex Drake:

Sure. Maybe you can explain how you got here. *whispering* You have great timing.

sky:

I'm a little sad we seem to have missed out on S/G angry make up sex :P

Shaz:

I took a cab after receiving a message,

Lucy:

I'm more than a little sad about that

Lazy Peanut Gallery:

there can be a flashback later

Lucy:

But SOMONE (not naming names) wanted a happy ending for everyone

sky:

Who's Somone? Simone?

Lucy:

I'm blaming sky

sky:

*being facetious again*

Lucy:

And her obsession with fluff

sky:

Yeah, all my fault

Lucy:

At least you admit it

sky:

I was gonna have Gene angst for the whole night

sky:

Then you lot were all like "No, Gene, listen to him!"

Lucy:

Gene got horny and wouldn't let you, huh?

Lucy:

Sam arse does that to him

Lazy Peanut Gallery:

XD

sky:

Something like that. Actually, I think teh idea of S&A kinda turns him on..

sky:

Sam and Alex

Lucy:

Hey, the het was scaring me

Lucy:

And the longer Gene angsted the more het there was going to be

Lucy:

It was for the greater good

sky:

True. Gene went and angsted all last night, and look what happened. Guess he wants to keep Sam where he can see him.

Lazy Peanut Gallery:

where he can see him? Cuffed to the bed?

Lucy:

If he hadn't angsted like that it never would have happened. He knows what a tart his Sam is.

Lazy Peanut Gallery has changed their user name to xiilnek

Alex Drake:

Damnit, Gene, you possessive berk.

Lucy:

*thinks Alex was loving the Sam/Alex*

Alex Drake:

{loved the Sam/Alex}

sky:

But..but..she has Shaz now?

xiilnek:

I'm pretty sure I'm the only one rooting for a threesome. *sighs tragically*

Alex Drake:

Shaz, who sent the message?

Shaz:

*is heartbroken at being her second choice*

xiilnek:

Or foursome.

Lucy:

Oh, you're lucky I did the het

Lucy:

A threesome is asking too much from me

xiilnek:

*nods*

Alex Drake:

*hugs Shaz close to her in her flat*